On a complete whim, and as a way to avoid rewriting, writing or plotting, I set a goal to write something here every single day for the next month. That means on July 10, I should have an entire month of boring posts to figuratively drown you all in.

Now let’s be honest.

You all know me.

You know my likelihood at success with this.

You might know not to take my word for it when I say I’m writing every single day for the entire next month. You might know that the last time I willingly did something every day for a month was so long ago that even I don’t remember.

So let’s be reasonable, honest and integrable (actually the word is probably integritable, but both words have the underline squiggly signifying I don’t know the English language), the chances of me succeeding at this are one out of thirty. Trillion. Zillion maybe. We’ll see how it goes.

This is me saying hi to you all, me admitting failure before I even try, and me writing about something altogether different from what I’d planned to write about in this post. Oh yeah, and this is me avoiding the very thing I want to do for a living: write kids’ novels.